What is with the fruit flies anyway?

Okay, so I rarely eat fruit, I don't like sour. I like the idea of eating fruit, it all seems so exotic, but it rots in my house and then I get the fruit flies. I am now no longer in denial , I am not a fruit eater. I am a carnivore... that doesn't attract fruit flies, just their maggoty cousins. Anyhow, As I'm writing this my new kitten is playing with his new found friends, the facking fruit flies (I say facking beacuse it somehow seems less vulgar... something I'm so concerned about...seeming facking vulgar! Please. There's another one that landed on my damn screen. So, I have no fruit and am wondering what is feeding them., Perhaps I've just become wildly mad and they are merely nastly little figments of my imaginations... but would you still be able to kill them with your bare hands? Larry the kitten has fallen to sleep here beside me.

So, Larry (the kitten) is actually a girl we have discovered. I took my sisters word for it that he was a he without even checking. It looks like a boy. It is black and white anfd masculine looking... but as my five year old pointed out..."He has no penis". I agree but you can't see cat's penis's unless they are really happy to see you. But they do have a furry fuzzy circle around their penis hole (for lack of better teachnical language)... This I know from having many litters of kittens as a child. We had Tigger the wonder cat who could have dubbed in the old birthing lady from Monty Python's Meaning of Life. She had 20 litters of kittens before getting fixed... I mean really what was the point? Anyway, I never checked the cat's anatomy before scooping up the nocturnal furry little bastard. My husband tried to tell me that maybe his gonads hadn't dropped yet... come on man, really... no Larry is a girl.

And here I am revisiting my blog after a long hiatus. Tomorrow is Friday and then comes the weeksnd! Yay! I'm strangely home alone and hope I can wake up without an alarm... who am I kidding, Larry the fruit fly lover will wake me up... I mean if you can't count on Larry, what the hell?!