"long time, no post, but ah the Christmas season"

So, I just finished a longer than expected e-mail to my best friend in Toronto and find myself here at 12:49 am writing on my very neglected blog. I refuse to feel guilty about it, or take on one more ounce of expectation / obligation in my life. I am torn between writing in my blog or saving it all for my best seller book. But, the snoring husband beside me had just stopped snoring and I may need to abort this blogging mission. I really should take my very crippled body to bed thanks to that rich bitch Jillian Michaels. I now have our German exchange student hating her too... we are on day two of the 30 day shred. But when I have more time, I'll share some Christmas eve advice and the three fish funeral. Who needs sleep though... it's over reated... I mean... what the hell?